Diet Tip #19

Keep a food journal and write down what other people eat. Remind them later when they open a bag of chips that they already ate three cookies. #careabouttheirhealth

Slimming Sides

Better Than a Little Black Dress

Everyone in fashion knows a gun holster takes off ten pounds! Even out your shoulder- to-hip ratio and channel your inner Audrey.

Tell the world you’re classy and packing, and that you will meet them for breakfast. Only coffee for you of course. Breakfast is for weaklings.

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