Sorry, sorry I will get back to these soon, but I excel only at working on many things and nothing all at once. I assume everyone is sleepy and full of fried turkey anyway.
Second Verse, same as the first:
Henry VIII was born today in 1457. Flemish painter Sir Peter Paul Rubens was born on June 28, 1577. Violinist Stefi Geyer was born in Budapest on June 28, 1888. Heir presumptive Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated today in 1914, igniting factor of World War I. Coincidentally, the Treaty of Versailles was signed exactly five years later, officially calling an end to the war.
As you get ready to settle into your weekend, I want you to take some time for menu planning for next week. I know take-out is quick and convenient but with oversized portions and unknown ingredients, it’s not so great for your wallet or your waistline!
Try to bring lunch from home 4 out of 5 days next week. With some grocery store initiative and a little bit of Sunday prep, you can do this!
Avoid the pre-packaged items, and focus on simple, nutrient-rich whole foods. It doesn’t have to be hum-drum! With drive-up, drop-off, and on-the-fly grocery services, the ideas for dressing up your meals are endless!
For example, you can get a whole fried turkey mailed directly to you for a little more than $100!
If you are more of a DIY’er, you could also just buy a whole turkey at the grocery store, and purchase one of these bad boys this weekend, and boom! You’ve got meals for the entire week!
Okay, now we’ve got food covered for the week, I also want to remind you to stop reaching for those sugar-sweetened (or even worse the artificially-sweetened!) beverages. Those should have no place in anyone’s diet.
But, I get it, water gets boring. Fortunately for you, there is a multitude of options to have kegs of beer delivered right to your door!
If you start consuming your fermented drinks by the barrel, there are deep savings to be made! According to one source that I completely did not verify or make any sort of effort to confirm, the average beer drinker can save 40–60% by buying kegs instead of cans or bottles! You can recoup the cost of a kegerator in as little as ten barrels! What is that, like less than 6 months??? Act now, and don’t forget to invest those savings into your #crypto account!
Then pour yourself another draft, sit back, and stay loose!
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|2 Points||Minor scratches|
|1 Point||Moderate chips, dents, or surface rust|
|0 Points||Damaged, major dents, paint flaws, missing parts, or major rust|
|3 points||Current, complete, appears much younger than stated age|
|2 Points||Current, incomplete, appears consistent with stated age|
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|0 Points||True mileage unknown or defective odometer|
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|3 points||Consistent, all or mostly truthful|
|2 Points||Somewhat truthful, vague or evasive when pressed for details|
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|________ Subtotal from Section 1|
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|_______ +1 Rechargeable batteries|
|_______ +1 Toilet trained|
|________ Credit Score|
|_________ Checking account balance|
|_______ -1 Dietary restrictions|
|_______ Subtract number of ICD 10 diagnosis codes|
|_______________ TOTAL * 1 US dollar Subtotal 2|
|______________ Subtotal 2 * US Dollar Index|
|_______________ cryptocurrency exchange|
|= BITCOIN BMI|
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Keep a food journal and write down what other people eat. Remind them later when they open a bag of chips that they already ate three cookies.