Shaping Your Future
Learning about investing and money markets is tough!
I know retirement age and the quick slide into senility are appearing over the horizon like the Grateful Dead skull on top of your vintage VW bus. You are taking stock, depreciating in value faster than a Nissan Juke. You haven’t saved as much as you should have, and you didn’t listen when Alex Jones told you to buy gold.
Now the shelves of your fallout shelter are bare. The market is volatile, you still don’t know what bitcoin is, and your kids don’t return your text messages.
Never fear! As a certified personality appraiser, I am here to help.
Over the next few weeks, I want to find out a little bit about you and your savings goals, but I know how motivating a little momentum can be, so I am going to give you some quick tips on what you can do right now to increase your resale value.
With an open mind, a refrigerator lock, and minimal upfront cost, you can be on your way to exponentially increase both your curb appeal and your bottom line!
Ready to get started? Great!
First and foremost, you are going to need to cultivate a new look.
As everyone knows, the foundation is the most important, and that’s where shapewear comes in! Go squeeze into yours and meet back here in 20! Because up next, we are gonna crunch the numbers!