Are you looking for a fun new career, with great pay*, great friends, flexible hours, and minimal out-of-pocket upfront cost? Consider becoming a certified human and humanoids appraiser!
Our family is growing and we are always looking for new talent. Fill out the quick and easy form below, and we will be in touch soon to see if this field is right for you!
*base salary will be paid in units of virtual perfidy emoticons, which our legal team has asked us to clarify is not the same thing as digital currency or promissory notes, and may not be recognized by your regular financial institution and cannot be used as legal tender for debts public or private.
Me and Google chatbots are now accepting questions for a new weekly advice column!
Accepting your agony questions on any subject, and maybe I will write an answer post. Submit your question using this form below (I won’t use any names or email addresses in the post. In spite of what I say, it is never my goal to make anyone other than me the butt of a joke). Also, don’t send me pictures of butts.