No Breakfast for Me,Thanks

You probably remember the late 1980’s when Joan Collins tried to teach us we needed shoulder pads to look and feel tough. But there’s a better, sleeker, modern way to tell the world not to fuck with you, balance out your shoulder- to-hip ratio, and channel your inner Audrey Hepburn!

Better Than a Little Black Dress

Tell the world you’re classy and packing, and that you won’t be meeting them for breakfast. Breakfast is for weaklings.

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Jennifer Van Orman

Artist and writer. Not waving but drowning. Don't worry, presumably help is on the way.